Wiki Wednesday #383 - Yang Xiang Leyin / 樂音楊翔

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Wiki Wednesday #383 - Yang Xiang Leyin / 樂音楊翔

Leyin is a fourteen year old Chinese boy who loves spicy food.

Who is Leyin Yang Xiang?

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(Fiction)

I was soaked in rain and angrily tapping my nails on the cafe table. Really?! He'd stand me up again!?

I understood the first five times but he stopped trying. I'll take the excuse that his basically adopted niece with awful parents suddenly had a piano recital. I'll even accept that his cat had anxiety! But ghosting?

I felt a tapping at my ankles. I was about to grab my coffee mug and fling the contents at the closest sentient being when I looked up. 

He was handsome. Not in some Hollywood way but in an understated and homely way. He looked embarrassed. "I'm so sorry - I..." He held up his umbrella. 

I wasn't going to question the mechanics of how he could accidentally poke me with the umbrella but whatever.

"I just thought..." He was so awkward. "I should have offered you this... Uh... Before we met."

I couldn't help it. The emotion left my face. I was doing the Gen Z stare because I could fully process that he was attempting to use a pick up line. A very innocent and honestly confusing pick up line. 

I shook my head and tried to display some normal human emotion that wouldn't embarrass the poor guy. "Want a trauma dump? Because look, guy, I'm done with playing the game, okay? I'm going to call my boyfriend and break up with him if someone just validates this nonsense!"

He eagerly sat down across from me and placed his mug on the table. 

I was taken aback. What did it for him? The threat of trauma dumping? The fact I was going to be single? One made sense. The other was concerning. I wasn't particularly pretty and my makeup was now streams of color running down my face. 

"He ghosted, guy." I rolled my eyes. "His excuses were so dumb. Have you ever cancelled a date because you needed to rest up for your busy day of bird watching?"

He was silent. Maybe he didn't get that it was rhetorical. Then the gears turned in his head. "Did he even give you proof he was bird watching?"

I laughed. "Of course not! He asked me, why ruin the moment with a camera? He didn't even own binoculars!"

He shook his head. "Lying about bird watching is a serious crime. Almost as bad as bird watching without binoculars. Birds are pretty small most of the time."

I wanted to laugh. But I had no idea if the was joking. "Anyway." I shrugged. "You think I should start writing the break up text? Because I've tried his phone. It's turned off."

He nodded. "Of course. Everyone knows people get what they deserve. He deserves a break up text."

I sighed and pulled out my phone. "You know, if I was a worse person I'd just ghost back. But I'm a good person."

"You wouldn't want to get accused of cheating!" He nodded. "That would be really bad!"

I laughed with a smile. "Of course."

How is Yang Xiang Leyin's bank?

Leyin has a single one pitch cv bank. Alright, look, this bank could only be used to sing actual lyrics by using C+V methods. Half of the samples are missing consonants.

But the voice is nice so I did that.

Where can I download Leyin Yang Xiang?

You can find him on his wiki page!