Forgotten Friday #329 - 釆音ヘル / Saine Heru

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Forgotten Friday #329 - 釆音ヘル / Saine Heru

Heru was a guy who was working in some kind of military until he was made into an android so that state secrets could be erased from his mind.

Who is Heru Saine?

Art from Bank 

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"So, I don't want to scare you..." Wilma laughed awkwardly. "But you..." She tried to make sense of the couple standing in front of her. "Chose a very interesting place to buy a house."

"How could we not scoop the place up!" Pam's eyes lighted up. She always looked like she was going to explode from excitement if she didn't fall over from lack of oxygen from all of the gasping first.

"Exactly!" Bob smiled brightly. He was a good match for Pam. "I mean, this neighborhood has history!"

"You two aren't prejudiced." Wilma slowly nodded.

"Golly!" Pam gasped. "Did we do something wrong?!"

"Oh, no!" Wilma would have blushed if she could. Instead, her face remained paper white. "It's just... You haven't noticed... Anything strange?"

Bob looked around the room. "Well, you do have a little of a point."

People were trying to hide the fact that they were listening in on the conversation. Their wine glasses were filled with something stickier and inkier than wine. 

"Really?" Wilma leaned in, hoping they were starting to notice that everyone at their housewarming party had the same ghostly skin and pointy teeth. 

"You guys must be supermodels!" Bob shook his head. "If Pam didn't love me so much, I'd be afraid of the competition!"

"Awh, babe," Pam laughed, "and I know I don't have to worry about you either!"

"I..." Wilma tried to regroup. "Aren't you curious about our drinks?"

"Nope!" Pam gleamed as she pulled a piece of plastic out of her pocket. "I have my chip!"

"And I went dry to help her!" Bob planted his arm on Pam's shoulders. "Really, the only way to really live life in the moment!"

"For the love of...!" A tall man briskly walked towards them. "It's blood! It's pig blood, but for the love of whatever you hold dear, we are drinking blood!"

Wilma expected the couple to recoil in fear. But Pam just laughed. Bob followed after. 

"Do you think I'm joking?" The man was annoyed.

"No!" Pam righted herself as she used her sleeve to pat at her eyes. "Did you think we didn't know?"

"Didn't know what?" Wilma was almost afraid of the answer. 

"Don't worry." Bob shook his head with a grin. "All of you aren't the only supernatural creatures on the block anymore."

Pam shrugged. "We're werewolves."

The room went silent.

"Don't worry!" Bob held up his hands. "We're not dangerous! We aren't angry monsters. We're silly little puppy dogs when we turn."

"You know everyone just openly calls you vampires, right?" Pam was concerned. "It was literally in the listing. And..." She gestured around her, "You guys kinda make it obvious."

"But don't worry!" Bob called out. "We're cool! We really are cool with all of you! We picked this place because you all are also supernatural!"

Wilma tried to give a laugh, but she was just flustered. "Wow, I... I didn't know any of that. Welcome to the neighborhood."

How Is Saine Heru's bank?

Heru has a one pitch CV bank. His voice is nice!

Where Can I download Heru Saine?

Here's the blog post!