I actually have no idea what I should have put as the name of the person behind Igusa. The other choice was Nako.
Forgotten Friday #338 - hycuu's 伊草 / Igusa
Igusa is an old ghost who looks and sounds like a young boy. He is a NEET.
Who is Igusa?
Upscaled art from Bank |
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"Hippity hop hop! Hippity hop hop!"
Everyone in the classroom groaned. The music was coming from nowhere and everywhere at the same time.
Nothing was going to be able to go on until the Bunny Man finished his Hippity Hop Hop through the room. If you tried to speak over the music, it just got louder to drown you out.
Everyone set still in perfect silence as the Bunny Man entered the room.
As far as cryptids went, Bunny Man was harmless. He wasn't some strange man in a suit. He was a giant bipedal creature that was simply shaped like a man in a Easter Bunny suit.
He was a fun distraction from a boring life in a small farming town twenty years ago. But after twenty years, the charm had fully worn off.
Everything possible to try and get rid of him had been done. Everything - legal, illegal, moral and immoral. He could Hippity Hop Hop out of a smoldering crator without even a scratch on his skin.
But sometimes, you just have enough and you need to try again. The teacher got up and stood in front of Bunny Man. She wrapped her arms around him. She was trying to restrain him, but he just thought she was hugging him.
The music stopped as he hugged her back. She pulled away, confused.
"Mr. Bunny Man, we're learning about mitosis. Would you like to sit down and learn with us?"
The Bunny Man looked contemplative. But the music started up again. But the words had changed as he started hopping out of the room. "I have a PhD! I have a PhD!"
Everyone stared at the door in confusion.
"Hey!" A girl in the front row of desks called out. "I thought it wasn't some weird old man in a bunny suit!"
"He's immortal." A boy piped up. "He's been run over by a car twice in the last two years. The cars were totaled and he walked away, no scratches!"
The teacher shrugged. "Maybe he was a human, got a PhD, and then just... Became an immortal rabbit human?"
"Has the song ever changed before?" Another student tried to think of a question that was helpful.
"Yeah, it used to be a daily thing. We tried to have conversations with him back when we liked him." The teacher sighed. "Can you believe it? We loved Mr. Bunny Man. He never changed - we did."
The music came back with new words as he came hopping back in. "I never stopped loving all of you!"
"Then could you like... Not interrupt my class?!" The teacher cried out.
The music stopped. It restarted as Bunny Man started hopping again. "Can you please say please?"
"Please Mr. Bunny Man!" The class cried out in unison.
The music stopped and the Bunny Man nodded his head. He simply walked out of the room without hopping.
"That worked?!" A student yelled. "That worked the whole time?!"
"I guess it's a lesson in politeness." The teacher shrugged.
How Is Igusa's bank?
Igusa has a one pitch CV bank. He has a nice voice!
Where Can I download Igusa?
Here is his official site!
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