Wiki Wednesday #327 - Ashley Willows

 I wanna get a diet soda, but I don't want to leave bed. 

Wiki Wednesday #327 - Ashley Willows

Ashley wasn't born. She was created to save the world. She does not like that. She does as much bad as she can just to prove people wrong.

Who is Willows Ashley?

Art from Bank 

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My mom jokes that people must think we're raising monkeys because we buy a lot of bananas.

When I was first looking into WW after years of not being on it, something really stuck with me. They asked if you could eat six bananas in one sitting? (The number might have been different.) My answer is yes. Watch me. 

Because of that, I just associate bananas with modern WW more strongly than any other food. And that's pretty lucky! 

Bananas are somehow really cheap. You can buy a ton for not much at all! (Note: this was likely written like six months before it was posted. There's reason to believe in the near future that bananas will become annoyingly expensive.)

The thing about bananas is that they come from all over the world. Each country has different plants that produce different bananas. Some are perfect and some are horrific. Like, there's some that are literally rubbery. You can pinch it and it will feel like it isn't meant to be eaten. But unlike apples, it's not because of what season it is. Even at one single store, they'll randomly switch what country the bananas come from within a small stretch of time. 

Another annoying thing about bananas is how fast they can ripen when you don't want them to and how slowly they ripen when you want them to. There's tricks to speed it up, but I feel like those aren't as important as the tricks to slow the ripening down. 

You can put aluminum foil on the top of the bananas. Maybe plastic could work better. If the tops are covered, they usually don't ripen as fast. If they're perfect, then you can put them in the fridge to keep them at that ripeness. I think you're not supposed to put them in the fridge, but if you just want them to hold on until you get home from work or school, it's nice to have a cool treat to come home to instead of a banana that is too sweet and mushy to eat! 

If bananas were expensive, I would not be willing to put up with all of the nonsense. Sometimes they just go bad and you can't do anything about it because the skin never stopped being green! How can I tell when it is ripe if the skin is always green?!

But bananas aren't expensive and they are really healthy. When bananas are good, they are really good and I have eaten six in one sitting. Many times. But when they're bad, they are really bad.

If bananas become expensive, I will be really sad. They are a really awesome and healthy snack! And, like I said, they taste really good. You can even make banana bread with them! (Which is more like banana cake.) I never liked the home made, traditional Southern style banana pudding that got brought to every holiday gathering. But gosh darn it, now that I'm vegan I really wish I could eat some! 

How is Ashley Willow's Bank?

Ashley has one CV-VV bank. Her voice is nice!

Where Can I download Ashley Willows?

You can find her on her wiki page. She's cool!