Wiki Wednesday #341 - AlaskaCoolKid1's Alaska

 I've always wanted to go to Alaska! I used to love snow so much.

Wiki Wednesday #341 - AlaskaCoolKid1's Alaska

Alaska is a representation of his voice provider. His voice provider was a minor at the time of recoding, so you should respect that and not use Alaska in any way that's gross, creepy, or illegal.

Who Is Alaska?

Art from Bank 

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I love asparagus. It all started when I was a kid and a running joke of a certain online game was that this one guy really, really loved asparagus.

So I begged my mom to make me asparagus. I loved it instantly!

The taste of asparagus isn't really the best and it makes your urine smell really, really bad. But what got me hooked on asparagus was the texture. I love when it's a little overcooked and floppy because you can slurp it like spaghetti! The texture is also just so nice! 

If I had to pick a favorite vegetable though... I definitely can't! I just love vegetables so much. But what I really, really love is microwave steamer bags. 

Everyone knows there's one acceptable way to cook vegetables (hyperbole). And that's to soak them in oil and broil them until they have charred bits. Yes, this will create the most amazing flavors and textures... But oil isn't zero points and ovens take too long to even heat up.

Microwave steamer bags give you zero point food in basically six minutes.

There's tons of reasons to eat vegetables. Stuff like asparagus, I don't even write down when I eat it. It's healthy! It's low calorie!

My other favorite streamer bag vegetable is broccoli. I've always loved broccoli, but I usually ate it with ranch dressing. That stuff isn't vegan, so I felt pain eating broccoli. I had a minor pollen allergy that made eating raw broccoli uncomfortable on top of that, so I just ended up learning to avoid it. 

Eating it from a microwave steamer bag means that the pollen allergy is taken care of even if I hadn't grown out of it! And the fact that I'm vegan means I have no issues being allergic to ranch dressing. 

The best part of raw broccoli to me as a kid was the leaves. I liked to pretend I was a dinosaur eating leaves from trees, of course. But now, the stalks are the best part. Once you bite into the cooked stalk, the texture is amazing. The flavor is meh. But the texture! I'm a texture person. 

One thing that's really, really good is cooked carrots. I love cooked carrots so, so much. It's like a diet version of sweet potatoes! I love sweet potatoes so, so much. 

The only issue with cooked carrots is that sometimes they aren't cooked all the way through and they taste bitter. That's definitely no fun!

Brussel sprouts though... Those need roasting. If there's no char, I can't even chew those things. It was extremely rare for me to outright refuse to eat a food before I went vegan, but brussel sprouts weren't a thing I was okay with. Then I roasted them and fell in love! Then I poorly steamed some and I was back to refusing to eat them.

Writing this made me crave asparagus so much, I went to the kitchen and popped a bag in the microwave! It was really yummy.

How Is Alaska's Bank?

Alaska has a one pitch CV bank. Alaska has a very nice voice!

Where Can I download Alaska?

You can find him on his wiki page! He is a nice utau.