Forgotten Friday #409 - Amai Keiseki

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Forgotten Friday #409 - Amai Keiseki 

 If the edit was actually made by the voice provider, the voice provider now cringes at the characterization they had created for Keiseki. Her characterization isn't even bad, it's just name dropping a lot of different things that probably felt important at the time. 

Who is Keiseki Amai?

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"Can you put the glasses back on?" Mina rolled her eyes. "And if the hat makes you ugly, can you put that on too?"

Roscoe quickly nodded as he picked up his hat from the ground. Putting on the hat and the glasses made him shorter and almost portly with acne dotted across his forehead. 

Mina finally looked up at him and laughed. "Thank you. So, you're a magical being? One who was banned from higher education?" She stood up straight. "Do you need help studying for your GED?"

He shook his head. His voice was soft with a small whine. "I have no interest in learning science. I want to be the science."

Mina placed a hand on the desk behind her and leaned back. "Uh-huh. Do you want to try again with that phrasing?"

He nodded. "Yes, thank you. I do not want to do an experiment; I want to be the experiment."

She shrugged. "Why not make a YouTube channel and run your own experiments?"

He nervously looked away. "I'm risking death."

She froze. "Am I risking death?"

He shook his head. "Humans are off limits to the Fae. There are rules. If I were to put myself out there..." He paused as he tried to figure out the best phrasing. "I could be swallowed by the Earth."

She shook her head. "You just want someone to publish your findings?"

He awkwardly laughed. "I can't read."

She was confused. "You're a magical... But you... Why?"

He again awkwardly laughed. "I mean, I should have picked it up after being alive for seventy years..." He waited for her to be surprised by his age. She wasn't. "But that would be dangerous. You know, for an elf to be able to be part of human society."

She nodded. "You know, you could just keep this..." She gestured at him, "... Vibe going on and you could just fit in."

"Yes," he nodded. "But I want to go past simply pretending to be human. I want to truly and fully rebel."

"So what?" She was confused. "You want me to... Measure the force of your magic or whatever? I don't have access to much here."

"Anything is a good start!" He nodded. "Just the act of unveiling the magic and explaining it is enough to anger them!"

"And I am in absolutely zero danger?" She shrugged. "Okay, I'll play ball here. Do you have any suggestions given the equipment that I have?"

He paused. He did not know what the equipment did and he did not know what could be done on it. 

"How about we start by culturing the saliva in your different forms?" She smiled as she started to see the possibilities. "Yes, let's start easy with something interesting."

"Really?!" He smiled brightly with imperfect teeth. 

"I just hate that I'm have to see you all handsome." She rolled her eyes playfully. "How else would I be able to get the sample for your very attractive form?"
 

How is Amai Keiseki's bank?

 Her YouTube channel, which was her main form of distribution, was deleted. However, one CV bank remained online on the wiki. The bank has some problems with consonants going missing and all that, but it's a bank from 2011. She sounds nice given all that!

 

Where can I download Keiseki Amai?

 You can find her on her wiki page!