Wiki Wednesday #247 - Kyubi Hisa / 久美久

 the reason I want to finish so many articles is because I am almost out of stories and want to have a real reason to focus on writing.

Wiki Wednesday #247 - Kyubi Hisa / 久美久

Hisa has a very cool name and I like it a lot. She is a bubbly 21 year old woman who seemingly dislikes nothing.

Who is Hisa Kyubi?

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Cursed Teletubbies, part 2

I called the producer. "Mia," I sighed as soon as she picked up, "Why did you think Booples was a recluse?"

Mia was quiet. She finally said something after the pregnant silence became awkward. "Did you find out his name?"

"Do you know it?" I took a deep breath. I knew the answer, so I pushed on. "You're talking about the Jeff stuff?"

"Jeff?" Mia was shocked. "No, the random home videos." She paused as she got the notification that the Teletubbies video was uploaded. I could hear her typing and clicking her mouse a few times before shouting: "Greg?!"

"Okay!" I sharply exhaled. "I will say it again - why do you think Booples is a hermit right now? It's directly related to the videos."

"Okay." I could hear the bangles she always wore on her wrist clang against each other as she tried to center herself. "Something in the video files you uploaded was so terrifying, Booples refuses to leave your apartment... Why did you upload them?"

"Because Booples gave me the tapes." A brief pause. "Well, he gave me the Jeff tapes. Someone else just handed me the Teletubbies tapes and said that they were for the channel." Another pause, "They are all rips from tapes, and I did the rips myself. I wouldn't upload random files that I got from strangers that could have viruses."

"We can't use this." Mia was frustrated. "I haven't even opened the video, but there is way too much violence just in the thumbnail. We can't use random home movies."

"Spinoff channel?"

Mia was confused.

I cleared my throat. "We keep getting tapes that I have no way of proving if they're false. All analysis comes back to them being real, and Booples genuinely believes they're real. I know the main channel is family friendly, but what if we made a channel that wasn't family friendly for all of this?"

"Greg." She took a deep breath. "Yes, you had a great idea there, but legally..."

"They're all over a hundred years old."

"... What?"

"If the analysis is correct, everything is over a hundred years old and falls under public domain."

"Teletubbies? Yeah, sure, we can make that work, but..." As she paused, I heard her click her mouse. Her breath hitched. "Yeah, Greg, I'm sorry but I need to call legal. I... I need to call legal about this Jeff stuff."

Before I could respond, she ended the call. I sighed and looked up at the ceiling.

I went out into the living room. Booples was finally playing on his phone. I didn't want to upset him, but-

"Scary stuff." He murmured. "It was just like I imagined it when I read creepypastas and stuff."

"Oh, you watched the Teletubbies tapes? There might be different shows on the other tapes."

He didn't look up. "Yeah. If there's SpongeBob on there, we'll be rich."

How is Kyubi Hisa's bank?

Just like Minako last week, we were promised more banks. As far as I know, Kyubi only has her one one pitch CV bank: VENUS.

Okay, I sometimes feel awkward pointing out specific oto issues (which is why I just say wonky or moresampler usually) - but I was genuinely confused when the notes looked like all of her samples were missing. Preutterance and overlap are all set to zero. 

Kyubi has a wonderful voice that is clear and cute!

Where Can I Download Hisa Kyubi?

You can download her from her Wiki page. She is super cool!