Wiki Wednesday #333 - LapisPhosZuli's Tetra / Τετρα

 I'm hungry for junk food!!

Wiki Wednesday #333 - LapisPhosZuli's Tetra / Τετρα

This utau should be treated as a minor. Tetra sadly passed away, but she was brought back to life. She can grow back her arms, so she likes to rip them off to tease people.

Who is Tetra?

Art from wiki

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I love grapes. I don't like grape flavored stuff as much as I like cherry flavored stuff, but it's still pretty good. 

There were these Japanese gummies called Kasugai and they were literally perfect. They looked cool and super transparent. The texture was nothing like an American would be used to. And the flavor! If they weren't a perfect recreation, they were usually better! They didn't just have grape gummies - they had different varieties of grape gummies. 

Something that is way more upsetting to me than it should be is wine. I'm anti-alcohol. I think alcohol is evil. (A nuclear bomb is a physical object with no intentions or motives. It cannot inflict evil on its own, but it can be used for evil in a very big way. It would be pretty much impossible to inflict that level of evil using a Nerf blaster.) However, I always imagined wine would taste good. One of my favorite parts of the New Year was sparkling grape juice! 

No. 

I love cheese. No amount of internalizing what cheese is made out of will change that. No amount of knowing my throat could swell up until I die if I ate it could make me stop wishing I could eat cheese. Heck, I actually really like kimchi even!

Wine does not taste like grapes and cheese. It tastes like "what is wrong with you people?! This is poison and I do not want this near me!!"

Any health benefits that could come from that nonsense actually come from grapes. Like, you want the vague hint that some study implied that wine could make your heart just imperceptibly better? You drink grape juice. Maybe you just eat grapes! Grapes are freaking delicious, why would you massacre them in the name of looking fancy while getting moderately drunk?!

Alcohol is disgusting. I refuse to be around it. I do not like being around drunk people at all. The smell triggers me.

But that's drinking alcohol. I still love alcohol based markers! Always dreamed of getting a set of Copic markers as a kid. Things are too dang expensive! 

Anyway yeah. 

When it comes to table grapes, I'm pretty torn on if I like green or purple better. I don't know when, but at some point my mom only started bringing home green grapes. For some reason, companies have started packaging green and purple together. I like green because they seem crunchier, but I think I might actually like the flavor of purple grapes more. I mean, my personality is basically just really liking the color purple. It's strange I had chosen green for so long, isn't it?! (That's a bit of a joke. I know it's because I would rather have crunchy sour grapes instead of mushy sweet grapes. I really care about texture.)

And finally... Grape jelly is awesome. I wish I could have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right now! But sadly, I only have mini bagels for bread and no jelly.

How Is Tetra's bank?

Tetra has a one pitch CV-VV bank. Her voice is very cute!

Where Can I download Tetra?

You can find her on her wiki page. She is a nice utau!