Wiki Wednesday #384 - Mizube Wani / 水辺鰐

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Wiki Wednesday #384 - Mizube Wani / 水辺鰐

Wani is a twenty five year old alligator guy with ice powers.

Who is Wani Mizube?

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(Fiction)

I didn't like Insane Clown Posse. I actually genuinely hated everything about it. But there I was sitting on the hood of his car while they tried to blast the music through a sad little speaker they had harvested. At least I couldn't make out the words anymore. 

He looked up at me in my face paint pretending I didn't want to just head back to the city on foot. I know I'd probably die on the way, so my logical brain kept me here. 

"Princess, what's up?" 

I let myself cringe. He renamed me when he found me in the wreckage of my old apartment building. Why? I have no idea. 

"King, what's the plan?" I didn't bother cringing. I had seen his government ID. His legal name was actually Kingston before it all collapsed. 

He shrugged. "We've found running water and set up a still so we can purify it. Jacks is working on carving arrows so we can probably get some meat soon. Stan is working on shelter so we don't risk overheating in the cars once the winter is over."

Oh. Okay. That was actually an extremely solid plan. But that was it? Just living a simple life? "What happens when the speaker goes out or the discman finally breaks?"

He shrugged. "Look, if we were in to like, acoustic stuff we could start making instruments. Panic was a wood worker and Ram's special interest was instruments and stuff. We could make lutes and stuff, but what are we going to sing? Greensleeves?"

That would be nice. Greensleeves. "So no music?"

He shrugged. "Maybe for our kids." He saw my reaction. "Not ours, Princess! You know I'm an ace legend. For the other people's kids."

I relaxed. Yes, "dating" an asexual clown in the apocalypse wasn't the worst thing ever. Before the bombs... Actually, no. It wasn't the worst thing ever but I still hated it. 

"What do I need to do to help?" I slumped a bit. "It feels like I'm the only one doing nothing."

He chuckled and shook his head. "Princess, do you really think I'm doing much either? These are good people. If there's something we can do, they'll ask us. But right now? There's not much for unskilled people like us."

It stung. I had my master's degree. I was a PhD candidate! But my knowledge of how to operate in a clean room lab was, in fact, pretty useless. Growing penicillin from a culture was useless without a culture.

"If they ask me..." I sighed. "I'll say yes, King. It's the best I can do."

He didn't hug me. He shot me some finger guns. "That's why I love ya, Princess. A team player!"

I looked away as he went back to the circle around the speaker. That was it. Live through the hunter-gatherer phase of humanity and then just die with no children and no legacy. 

Just waiting for the speaker to die for some decent music.

How are Mizube Wani's banks?

His 1.0 is a lite VCV. He has a very nice and nostalgic voice.

His multipitch bank is a full vcv with three pitches. I apologize for this moment of unprofessional behavior, but YAAASSSSS! This is the kind of bank that fits into one of my favorite niches. The voice is peak early Era while still being good quality. Which makes sense when I realize this is a 2013 bank that should have been in Forgotten Friday but the wiki page was made in 2020...

Where can I download Wani Mizube?

You can find him on his wiki page!