Forgotten Friday #304 - ネウマフ / Neumafu

 I'm worried because my writing skills are missing, but I will need to write stories!

Forgotten Friday #304 - ネウマフ / Neumafu

Neumafu is a six year old male animal. He is not a black cat. His voice uses human recorded consonants with the meows of real cats as the vowels!

Who is Neumafu?

Art from Bank 

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"You know John," Gina laughed as she prepared her morning coffee, "you're lucky she wasn't the only one. Most wives would be pretty suspicious."

"I know." John sighed as he tapped his fingers against his travel mug. He usually drank all of his coffee before he left the house - he just drank enough coffee to justify preparing several servings at once. "And thank you, by the way. The tennis ball stabbed with a pencil probably saved the day!"

"I've been binging the coverage." Gina sat down across from John. "It's crazy. The poor things are being tortured, and then you've got you and Mary going to all this effort."

"She's special, though." John shook his head. "Her neck is much longer and her legs are much thinner than the other ones. She also looks more like a cat."

Gina opened her laptop. She pressed a few buttons and then turned the computer around. She took a sip of coffee to punctuate her point as an image from My Little Pony popped up on the screen. One of the princesses was standing next to one of the normal ponies.

"Huh." John leaned forward. "I don't understand."

Gina laughed. "Yeah, I was the one watching cartoons with the kids. For some reason, becoming a princess means just getting a totally new body that has a longer neck and more spindley legs."

"So you think she's a princess?" John leaned back.

"None of the other ones could write." Gina shrugged. "They saw characters and calmed down. Some even could read basic ones. But your Gem? She wrote."

John froze for a moment. "Gina, are we using kids' cartoon logic to explain this discrepancy?"

Gina laughed. "We don't need to. Let's think about it in terms of people. Gem is an aristocrat who ate well and got medicine. She had tutors." Gina closed the laptop lid. "The other ones worked the fields and maybe learned a few words by chance. They couldn't grow to her height because they were too hungry."

"But, Gina, be honest." John leaned forward and put his hand on hers, "should we be using kids' cartoon logic?"

"Well... I may have visited the farms." Gina awkwardly laughed. "Some people are saying it's vindication for their fringe theories. But there is a problem."

"And what is that?"

"This isn't a kids' cartoon." Gina pulled her hand back. "And it isn't a movie, a book, or anything like that. The people saying they're vindicated are ignoring that these aren't fictional characters that humans have made up."

"And, I told you," John shook his head, "these creatures have to expel waste products. You only include that detail if it's a toddler show tackling potty training."

"Not always." Gina shrugged. "But yeah. Having biological functions isn't something I imagine a magical princess pony would have."

"It's funny." John chuckled. "You know I grew up on a farm. The waste smelled just like human waste. Not any kind of animal waste."

Gina laughed. "Gross!"

How Is Neumafu's bank?

Neumafu is by the same person who made Waumafu. Neumafu is much, much more understandable than Waumafu. Neumafu has all the required samples and a filter was run on all of the vowels to have the formants of human vowels. Mak is extremely talented and I would believe that this was a human recorded bank if I was told it was one. He is super adorable and includes real meow sounds!

Where can I download Neumafu?

The link to download him is on his release video. He is so cute!!