Forgotten Friday #343 - 銀木句城 / Shiroki Kujou

 I had to search to figure out where the space went. I got the reading from the official site, but someone out there Romanized the name as Ginki Kujo. I found out where the space went because the filename of his icon is kujyo.

Forgotten Friday #343 - 銀木句城 / Shiroki Kujou

Kujou is a sixteen year old guy who likes pulling pranks.

Who Is Kujou Shiroki?

Art from bank

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A giant frog was sitting next to a sign on a bench that said "will sing show tunes for food." His legs were awkwardly crossed as he draped an arm on the bench behind the sign. 

He wasn't technically a giant frog. He was more of a slimy reptile that looked like a frog. In reality, he was a cursed prince. He was normal sized before the curse was lifted. Apparently a divorce only half cursed him again. 

"Are... Ya good?"

The frog looked up at a concerned woman. "Am I okay or am I a good singer?" He tried to play it cool, but he sounded pretty ridiculous.

The woman held up an unopened bag of chips. "It's all I got."

The frog stood and let out a loud ribbit to clear his throat. 

He was not good. He was very uniquely bad.

The woman held out the bag of chips. "Please stop."

The frog took the chips. "Want more?"

There was an awkward silence. 

"No."

The frog watched the woman walk away. That's how it always went. You think you'll be getting a frog dancing and blowing down the house... And then you get... That. 

"You know," a little old woman sat next to the frog. "I'm a vocal coach."

"Really?" The frog looked over at her. "How much do you charge?"

"Do you know the joke about the nerd and the frog princess?" She chuckled. "A nerd finds a frog, frog tells him - I'm a beautiful princess. I'll be your wife and give you all of the children you want and make you rich beyond belief. The nerd says..." She laughed. "Neato! Puts her in his pocket with a pat-pat... The frog says, what are you doing! Kiss me! And the nerd says - I can get a wife, money, and kids anywhere. Where else can I get a talking frog?!"

"Wait..."

"Come live in my studio!" The vocal coach laughed. "I don't care about the singing. I just want a talking frog!"

"Well..." The frog tried to talk himself out of it. He couldn't. "Okay. So... No rent? You'll feed and water me like a pet or whatever? I'm just going to pretend I'm not a human being who has an entire kingdom somewhere in Europe?"

"Yeah." She shrugged. "If I think about it, it's really gross. So I'm not thinking about it. I just want a pet talking frog. If you turn into a human again or whatever, we'll reassess the situation. But like..."

"You just really, really want a pet talking frog."

"That basically sums it up." She smiled sweetly. 

"Welp." He sighed as he slapped his legs and stood up. "Can we stop by McDonald's on the way? No one ever wants to give me McDonald's."

"Is that really good for a frog?" The old woman looked concerned as she stood up.

"No." He was deadpan. "But you don't really care what happens to me as long as you have a talking frog right now."

How Is Shiroki Kujou's bank?

The distribution page only has one bank on it. It is a four pitch CV. The bank includes standalone consonants. They're basically asking me to fake CVVC! His voice is powerful.

Where Can I download Kujou Shiroki?

You can find him on his official website.